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Monday, August 5, 2013

"Oh, Stuff It" - Part 4 - The Memory Lingers

As I said, Jeff had the touch, so in our new plan, he would take over the skinning.
 
And to stop the gagging, he’d wear a mask, and suck on a peppermint, and breath through his mouth.
 
The plan also included powering up a couple fans directed to blow fresh air over his shoulders past him first, then on over the raccoon, and off into the yard beyond.
 
And Barry would stand on one side, also in a mask with a peppermint, and with a can of air freshener in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other.
 
And I would stand on the other side, equipped equally well.
 
And while I don’t remember it as part of the plan, apparently Mr Peck was to sit on his back porch, with his own air freshener, his cool drink, his pipe, and collapse in a fit of laughter while watching us struggle to keep what was left of our lunches. 
 
 
 
Barry and I stood there, trying not to throw up inside of our masks, spraying freshener liberally, swatting flies continually, and boiling in the sun.
 
Jeff gave it his best effort.
 
But it simply wasn’t to be.  There would be no raccoon proudly mounted in our basement.
 
 
 
It became all too apparent that that raccoon had baked to a medium rare or better sitting in that metal culvert in the 110 degree heat.  And what heat and decomposing fluids do to skin is just beyond description.
 
The skin just wouldn’t hold together.
 
And it was coming up on time that Mom and Dad would be getting home.  And since we weren’t going to have a nice pelt to show off, we figured we had better give it up and clean up.
 
There was no way that tossing the thing in the trash can was going to work.  We knew that while the lid might cover the critter, it wasn’t going to cover the smell. 
 
 
 
We’d read that the Indians always cremated their dead.  Seemed they believed that it helped the spirit find its way into the afterlife.  But we didn’t have the wood or the time, so we settled for the white man’s plan.
 
Being fairly handy with shovels, we figured we’d bury it.
 
 
 
Never had we punched a hole quite as fast as that afternoon. 
 
Never had we gone so deep.  
 
We were just tamping the last of the dirt back in place when we heard the car pull into the drive and figured that if Mr Peck didn’t narc on us, we might just get lucky and get away with it; so we strolled innocently into the house from the back as Mom and Dad entered from the front.
 
Did you know that after a time when subjected to strong odors your sense of smell goes stops working?  
 
Apparently it’s true.  
 
Cause Mom didn’t even get in to the same room as us before she was demanding to know what had died, and where it was.  
 
And I know it couldn’t have been Mr Peck, cause there were no car phones or cell phones back then.  And he'd still been sitting on his porch wiping tears from his eyes when we went in the house.
 
 
 
I did learn one thing form that experience though.  
 
Them Indians had it right.  
 
I swear you could smell that raccoon in the back yard for 3 or 4 weeks before its spirit finally left us.

 
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